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Jesse:Not really.
Sebastian:Good. Is Quinn still mad?
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misterbanderson:

Were you just completely out of it last week oooooor … ?

Fuck you. You know that I didn’t do anything wrong. 

(Source: eurotophob1a)
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berrywendla:

Oh, you have a heart in there? Wow. They don’t scare me and if they know what’s good for them, they won’t get in the way of a pregnant woman’s fury.

Didn’t you know? Puppies and small children are my inspiration. Of course I have a heart. Get off your high horse. I don’t get why you’re so pissed off at me. Your mohawked freak is totally okay with you being pregnant. Consider yourself lucky.
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berrywendla:

Sebastian’s? Can I help? Thank you! You are at the top of the list for godmother. Well, my list at least.

 

Not gonna lie, Berry. That hurt a little bit. There’d be more than just a few people that would stand in the way of the two of you killing me, though. Dave and Bee are just a couple of familiar faces.

 
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What’s with everyone wanting to kill me?
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Jesse:I really think that not settling down should involve not having a boyfriend. That way you can fuck around and not worry about hurting anyone. I think that you should start trying to show that whole 'good guy' thing.
Sebastian:I make him happy, though. And I can fit in his lap so well and... I don't know. I'll work on it, Jess. I'll work on it for you. How much of this good guy do I have to show? I have a reputation to keep up.
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Jesse:Sebastian... I can't even begin to tell you my thoughts on your relationship. Anyway, I might know you, but Quinn doesn't.
Sebastian:I just don't like the idea of settling down. I can't help it. I'm only twenty. I have my whole life ahead of me to be tied down to one person. Why can't I fuck around? Well, she should get right on learning all about me. I'm a good guy.
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Jesse:'This time'? Really? Well, it doesn't really matter if you think it's stupid. I'm going to need some time to convince Quinn that you're not some annoying douche bag. Trust me, it's not going to be easy.
Sebastian:We only had sex once, and it was when Bee and Kurt were broken up. Granted, I was dating Dave at the time, but I was doing Bee a favor. He needed me. I'm not some annoying douche bag, though. You know me, Jess.